1 post tagged “but”

I've been tagged by a friend to tell y'all ten funny, weird or interesting things about myself. She laughed evilly as she did it.
I did a short version of this a few  months ago, and really, I think most of my entries will tell you something weird about me. But friendship is a powerful thing. Also, you're not getting anything too personal here. And the first thing on my list is why:
1. It's none of your damned business.
2. I hate Ira Glass. And he's staring at me right now.
3. He is, however, kind of cute.
4. JP threatened to divorce me when I said Ira Glass is cute.
5. I love Bill Clinton, even though I hate him.
6. I seriously think I could be psychic.
7. I love to do laundry.
8. I talk to on-line friends more than I talk to my real life friends.
9. Given the choice, I'd rather watch television than a movie.
10. I don't think any of these things are particularly interesting or funny. Although the laundry thing is weird. But an obligation is an obligation. I hope you're happy B.

Promise to all of you: None of you will be tagged. Will a plague of locusts strike me? Because that would be interesting.