Brownies, The Sequel

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"Les brownies"? I'm sure the Académie française loves that word. :)
Most Whole Foods I've been to and some other "upscale" supermarkets carry Scharffen Berger unsweetened chocolate in the baking aisle. Expensive as hell, but SO worth it.

And unless someone has a genuine allergy to chocolate (and whiningly insists on brownies, anyway), there is just no damn excuse for carob, honest to God. "Eat a fucking apple," indeed!
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F*ck carob! It smells like cat litter. AFTER Genghis has been in there.
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I'm allergic to chocolate and I take a Benadryl and eat it anyway.

I have never put prunes into anything as a substitute, but I have made cake from a mix, substituting homemade applesauce for the oil. It does work. I figure if I'm using mix-cake anyway, I don't expect it to taste as good as scratch. (My scratch brownies, which are full-fat-full-chocolate-full-everything, have been known to win friends and influence people.)
I had a carrot cupcake made with applesauce instead of butter, and I have to admit, it was good. It wasn't quite as good as cupcakes made with butter, but I wouldn't be embarrassed to serve them to my friends. And I don't even like carrot cake that much. The person who made them tried to use a vegan frosting (um, ick), but it was so bad she broke down and made real frosting instead.
My scratch brownies, which are full-fat-full-chocolate-full-everything, have been known to win friends and influence people.
mmmm. Brownies.

Ok, let's get cracking here: you've got a whole month of non-posting to make up for. ;)
I know. I've been a load. I'm working on it, dammit. :)
Eat an apple...weee...a quote from a movie (with my beloved, Queen Latifah in it, as well as Gerard Depardieu): The secret to life is butter!
"The secret to life is butter!"

Oh my God, words to live by. Or, as our beloved Julia Child said: You don't want to cook with butter? Tough. Use heavy cream.
I would call you a load for being such a pokey poster, but I don't even have my blog up and running yet. Also, my name is right there in the first line of your latest post, and that makes me feel swell and famous.

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